When I remember how old I am or think about what year it is, I get this awful sense of the passing of time, and how little I’ve done with it. Where did it all go? How could so many years go by with so little happening? Last thing I remember I was a football referee in Leeds doing a Master’s at the university and playing squash three or four times a week with my young buddies Harry and Simon – even they’re now in their thirties and not so far off the age I was when everyone thought I was ‘old’ (but amazed ‘cos I only looked like twenty-seven, before grey beard and grey hair kicked in and overwhelmed the brown).
That was 2011. I remember that. I rode my bike and had a freezing little
apartment and was fit and toned and got more natural, non gym-going exercise
than any man alive – also played football every few days and was reffing up to
six or seven times a week, mostly cycling quite a lot of miles in between the
games, in amongst all the squash (and also running the uni squash league and
intramural refereeing thing and occasionally doing some actual work).
Next thing I remember is it’s just after the end of the MA in autumn 2012 and I
ate 9 hits of acid sitting in my tent in my apartment and laughed at the notion
of myself living a city life and being on some sort of path to maybe working
hard and saving up to buy my own pile of bricks to sit in. Saw truth and
infinity and all that and though anything I would say about it would only sound
typically trippy and useless, there was the real world actual fruit of it
healing my relationship with my mother, and so that was pretty cool, and bound
to pay dividends in the long term (we hadn’t spoken for like five years; but
next to infinity, any kind of falling out seemed pretty ridiculous, and so I
got in touch the next day and all’s been really sweet every since).
I guess that kicked something off: the next month was when I had my vision of
Then it’s Spring 2013 and I go mad over a woman and feel like I’m having a
full-blown mid-life crisis (now aged 37). Maybe I was, or maybe it was
something else. In any case, lots of introspection and realisations and learning
and writing. Probably that’s when I first came up with “everything is karma and
projection” (and it still seems to be the case). Somewhere in there I
mistakenly moved out of my homely apartment and ended up living with a bunch of
21-year-old Evangelical Christians in bunk beds, and got the bike job
delivering DHL packages around the centre of
Then it’s August and I finally got to go to
That’s autumn 2013. I didn’t spend that long in Exeter – maybe a month or so –
but I have such fond memories of it, living once more weird and homeless and
just spending my days wandering and doing whatever occurred to me. I sat a lot
of time in churches – there are a lot of churches in
I left
And maybe
Yeah, good lovely magic trip up through the snows of
In May I had my ticket back to
Life is weird, I tells ya…
And typing this – 2011 to 2014 – it seems those three years were actually full
of stuff. That makes me happy. Turns out I did quite a lot. But what of the
following seven? That makes me sad. Seven years of nothing happening! How can
that be?
Let’s see…
So of course I’m in Vancouver – nice time (my first time in the BC summer; I’d
been seven times before, all in winter) – and ended up first going on quite a
few magical adventures with a different old friend from Baja yoga school – some
other dream I’d had back in England (not vision) came true during one of those
trips – and finally around the beginning of July it’s time to attempt the so
many years longed far mad and mental idea of breaking into America. But all the
stars are aligned – I Ching says “yes!”; there’s nothing in me or anyone else
saying not to; and on the night before, after everything seems to have been
fulfilled in BC – I even found a copy of pretty much all my old writings from
1996 to 2002 on one of my Vancouver friend’s ancient CD-Rs (I’d deleted them
all twelve years previous, like a fool) – my other friend dreams I’m in the
States and everyone’s so pleased and I guess the door is open. ‘Cept I’m
frightened, of course – but whatcha gonna do? This is the moment where it’s
either: turn back from the only thing I wanted (at the time) and live the rest
of my life knowing I bought into fear, despite everything I’ve said about it,
or go for it, do the mad deed, and see what happens. I’ve said my prayers. I’ve
checked myself. It really does seem like the Universe is blessing me and
pushing me in this direction. And so off we go…
Mad hike. 36 miles in one night through the
Insane to be that far out there all alone in the blackness. It rains pretty
much the whole time. It’s July, but still not much above freezing. I’m in
shorts but my relentless charge keeps me warm. Chanting all the way, to
everyone and everything I can think of, to keep me safe from bears and rangers.
And I make it, out into the drizzly grey sunrise of a
Makes me happy right now to think I could do something like that…
Then the plan was for me to take a train to
I tells ya: somebody up there’s got their scheduling down. And now I’m back in
Charlottesville, where I lived in ‘97/98 – pretty awfully – and then once again
in ’99 – much better – and where so much had happened for me in my young and
formative days; and so many lessons and changes (many hard); and where good
people I knew back then still lived.
See old friends. Make new ones. Get reunited with a pile of old photos from
‘97/98 to add to the recovered writing (still there with the note written in
2002 hilariously saying “sorry for the delay…”) and it no longer feels like a
massive weird detour, but rather something very necessary and totally in
alignment with the trip.
In DC I find a car on Craigslist some guy wants delivered to his brother in
Louisville, Kentucky, and so off I go in a white Honda Civic, gas all paid for,
and then after that: the thumb. My first American hitch-hiking since 2000.
Since before 9/11. Since before the cops started shooting everyone. Since when
I was 24 (now 38). I want one more blast at it before I retire aged 40 (didn’t end
up doing that though) and though nervous in the beginning, it was marvellous.
Good folk out there in the middle of
From
Does that sound harsh? And yet, it’s so much of what my life is (maybe the
whole of it).
So
I was gonna stay a day or two there – even booked and paid for a camping spot
(ultra rare occurrence in my life) – but as I was driving out to it the second
night I saw a guy walking along the highway just wearing shorts, a vest, no
backpack, no nothing, and of course stopped to pick him up. He was a big
muscled fella with tattoos all down his face and neck. Probably an escaped
convict for all I knew. But I gulped and figured it was meant to be – and when
it started chucking it down and he had no real idea where he wanted to go or what
he was doing – no wallet, even – I figured there was no way I could put him
down till it was right. I was dog tired, only planning on a 7-mile drive out to
the canyon – but ended up driving him all the way to Salt Lake City, about 300
miles down the road, depositing him at 2am with my spare sleeping bag, my
little grey backpack, my lovely grey hoodie, and a bit of cash and food. I drove
out into the desert and slept fitfully by the railroad tracks, and then napped
again later by the Bonneville Salt Flats, waking up with the awful feeling that
I didn’t know where I was or what I was doing, and that I’d left something
important behind and maybe gone a little bit wrong. But I often feel that way
when I wake from naps. Sometimes I’m not even sure what planet I’m on, what
species I am…
Onwards then across the awful expense of Nevada – really, they should totally
dispense with that state, just skip straight from California to Utah – and now
I pull into Lake Tahoe right in the middle of an August hailstorm that looks
for all the world like several inches of snow. Old Lindsay from Baja hot
springs canyon ’98 is here – more memories updated, more attachments shed – and
also upon arrival I discover my Boulder friend has pulled in at just the same
moment I did, on her way to Burning Man, so I get to stay the night in a nice
Tahoe cabin and think about trying to sneak in there with her (but really too
hedonistic for delicate clean-living me) – plus meet her nice friend who says I can stay at her place
in Oakland.
From Tahoe, a straight shot to
The angels are still working.
I pull up to this house high up on a hill in
I see old Shawn in
Drop car off in
I dug
At the end of January 2015 I got it in my head that I wanted to be sitting on
the beach in LA for my birthday, so I zoomed 500 miles there in about a day and
a half – one ride all the way to Vegas (slept by the railroad tracks; saw
nothing of it), another the next morning with a woman I later went on
adventures with around MacArthur Park looking for fake drivers’ licenses – and
made the beach at Santa Monica just before sunset. Then I sat there and promptly
lost my mind. Everything had been done. Every little thing I could think of.
There’d been so much momentum, so many things on a largely unconscious list –
and every box was now ticked.
I think back to this moment every now and then: I’ve never experienced anything
like it, not before or since, or even heard of anything like it. I had
literally no idea what to do next – and I’m talking down to whether to stand
up, sit down, what to look at, whether to stay there looking at the sea, or
whether to leave and walk in some direction or other.
But where? And why? What reason was there for anything? What desires? What
plans?
Absolutely nothing. I had nothing. Couldn’t think of a single damn thing.
I can liken it to nothing else. Except being totally and utterly bereft and
paralysed – and yet something beyond both of those two things too.
So, completely out of ideas, after a few days of that weirdness I finally got
around to doing the one thing that seemed reasonable. I walked to the road. I
stuck out my thumb. I didn’t give a damn what happened to me or where I went. I
didn’t even care if I stood there forever.
There was a real liberation in that. In the midst of the misery I started to
get very happy. As ever, I was waving at all the cars that didn’t stop – rule
for myself, always adhered to – and as more and more zoomed by I got it in my
head that maybe this was me now, for the rest of my life. Finally become the
village idiot. Just the guy who stands there goofily grinning and waving at
cars, beard down to his ankles, dressed in rags, since 2015.
Nobody knows his story, but he’s harmless enough, and makes people smile (and
scares some).
In any case, that didn’t happen. I got picked up by a trucker who drove to some
awful place a couple of hours away in the industrial south of LA – and since
that didn’t seem like anything appealing, I just stayed with him as he drove
back. I guess I carried on like this for several days – via Meher Mount in
Ohai, via sleeping in hobo camps and haunting on-ramps – and then eventually I
ended up near
And so I did that for a while. Still glum, but at least with a reason to stand
up.
I discovered Stewart Lee while I was staying in that trailer. It was my one
shining light. And the work. And the guy and his family were good. And little
by little, I suppose I began to be put back together after the madness of
reaching the end of the road on my LA birthday.
Though maybe it was just the ocean: I’ve known a bunch of English men who have
gone mad on the west coast as they stare at the Pacific…
At some point I headed back to Guerneville, and stayed again with lovely
friends there. My time in
Slowly, I was trickling south. I guess I didn’t want to admit it, but
everything was pointing that way. And soon enough I was on an Amtrak to
Ironically, by curious coincidence, I ended up with a friend of Guerneville
friend in the Mexican part of the city (all due, I believe, to paying some old
debt at a Ralph’s supermarket to make up for cheeses I’d stolen back in the
day) and it really occurred to me that this was the best part of America: the
part where all the Mexicans lived. How funny: the best part of America is the
bit that feels most like Mexico – if a man ever needed a sign, there it was.
But still I clung. Still I felt paralysed. Still I hoped and waited for
something to keep me in the
With a weary heart I trammed it to the border and slowly walked towards the
turnstile that separated this side from that. This country from that country. The
whole entire free run of the
Every second, I waited for that feeling, that message, to turn me around and
send me back to
I gave it plenty of opportunity, but it spoke to me not.
I turned the turnstile and walked on through.
I was in
It was all right. And it was better than all right. It felt good. It felt like
a load off my mind.
Two months I’d delayed in taking that step. This whole piece began wondering
where time went and what I’d done with it. But that’s the first time I truly
remember a time where almost nothing was happening, where I really was genuinely
wasting it.
The signs were clear, I was just frightened. I was like a man sliding slowly
down a cliff and trying to grab hold of anything I could – yet at the bottom of
the cliff was a soft padded landing and treasure.
Or, I dunno, if I want to make it gentle on myself I can say the baby has to
wait before it gets born, the fruit don’t ripen quicker by tuggin’ on it, etc.
So, in any case, I went down to
At some point that spring I’d spent a little time at Joshua Tree, doing this
sound bath thing I thought might elevate me somehow – nothing for me there
either – and then camping out in the desert that everybody raved about. It was
all right – but once I got to hitching down the Baja…that whole road is like
driving through a US National Park, only better, ‘cos it has
I finished the journey with one long straight shot from Mulege to Cabo San
Lucas, the highway much improved and faster than the last time I’d done it,
back in ’99.
The guy dropped me off outside my friend’s yoga school just south of Pescadero.
I hadn’t wanted to go – we’d had a massive facebook barney the previous summer
– but I guess that’s where feeling wanted me. And, as usual, feeling turned out
to be right. It was fine, and it was good. I ended up staying a few months, did
the yoga course – yes! I do actually have a yoga teacher training certificate
somewhere! – and then at the end of that summer came, everybody left, I did
something wrong and went a bit mad, and next thing I knew I was down in Cancun
getting on a plane to Madrid with a passport that didn’t even have a photo in
it (it got soaked on my hike across the US-Canada border) but, it was Mexico,
they didn’t care.
My last night in
August 2015 I landed back in
I wasn’t sure what to do then – maybe head out to the Camino de
Santiago-Compostela (or whatever it’s called) and just start walking and see
what happens – but in the end I bought a cheap flight to Paris for the same day
and stopped in to see an old friend (Amma 2000) and helped her do an iboga trip.
Stayed a little while and then headed north to Calais, hitching a ride on to
the ferry where a nice German guy dropped me right at my friends’ house in Kent
in the middle of an airshow by the beach (I was gonna go to Germany to see
Mother Meera, but that morning I’d dreamed of Calais and then upon waking
received an email telling me I had like two days to get back to Yorkshire and do
my referee’s fitness test if I wanted to be eligible for promotion that season,
which I did.)
So all the way from California Pacific madness to the Essex estuary of
Okay, so that brings us up to autumn 2015, and I guess I can shrug my shoulders
and say it still seems like I was doing quite a lot with my time (there’s
obviously tons of stuff that I’ve skipped over and haven’t mentioned). But I
bet now is where it gets really like nothing. Or at least less moving about.
Which isn’t necessarily a bad thing, I suppose…
So I worked for the bike guy and replenished my bank account. It was kind of a
crappy time, what with it being
Just more attachments to see through to the end; that’s all.
I do remember also feeling weirdly haunted during that time in
Hasn’t been like that the last few times I’ve been there. But this time, for sure,
weird things were going down.
Anyway, by New Year’s I was sick of it all and had fulfilled my obligations
with the job, so I left. I had no real sense of where to go or what to do next,
but I knew I had to go – so just sorted my stuff and got on a train to
This has been my main work ever since. And, as he said back then, I am perfect
for it, and he perfect for me. He doesn’t want someone full-time – really just
for 2 or 3 weeks 2 or 3 times a year – and I don’t want to work full-time
(pretty much as above or less suits me) and the work can be done anywhere in
the world. It’s been a mad blessing and a boon to have that. No more having to
go back to
I moved around a lot that spring (2016 now): Devon a few times;
Meanwhile, while all this was going on I was getting emails from a school in
I flew in August 2016. As always happens whenever I enter
So I’m back in Baja. I’m back to being (pretty) happy. The job has it’s really
great moments, and the kids are awesome – but, as happened last time I taught,
I struggled with many of the other teachers and the bureaucracy and the daft
pressures to tick boxes and do things that obviously don’t work just cos
someone up on high decided that they probably would (more shirts, more shoes,
etc). Also, I was pretty weird and I smelled bad cos of my insistence on living
in a tent in an arroyo and not being able to properly shower in the crazy Cabo
San Lucas heat. Seriously, I could work up a monster humid sweat just on the
6.30am way into work. Or going to the bathroom, which was the only room in
school that didn’t have AC. So all that coupled with my fondness for playing
tennis and football and, though I did rent an apartment for a month (soon went
back to the tent, cos it made me happier), basically being a stinky boy among
sweet smelling Mexicans who are always so clean and well-kempt (nice hair,
always laundered clothes, etc) and, well, I got sacked just after New Year’s
(probably one weirdness too many) and was back to being free.
It was, of course, all completely perfect though (for me, at least): I’d spent
the Christmas holidays at the hot springs and just thought, man, this is the
life for me, that teaching lark was fun for four months but, what more is there
to say? It’ll just be going over the same thing as before, ad infinitum, and I
don’t know if I can do that. Same old same old: when the heart goes out of the
job/place/person, the Universe finds a way to relinquish the bond…
Also just before I got canned, my good old Herne Bay buddy had asked if I
wanted to do a nice big project for him and I’d instantly said “yes”, figuring
I was sure I could fit it around the workload and lifestyle of being a
tent-dwelling full-time teacher in Cabo. Little did I know…
So back to the
I did. I camped at an abandoned hippy place and sat under mango trees on old
cushions I found in a wrecked building and it was a dream and a delight. I’d
done these projects in
Everything’s easier here, it seems.
(Yes, the
So I stayed, and camped out there/here for four months, and it was good. There
had been a bit of sadness between me and the
More updating, I suppose, just like my whole mad jaunt across
So I guess not quite so devoid of desire when in LA in 2015; I just didn’t know
it at the time.
From the
I found those railroad tracks he’d walked down and demised on, and walked down
them too. Nothing there for me though. And I’d already grown out of my Beat
idolising days and come to see he was a bit of a lunatic really.
San Miguel was awesome though – I really dug it, and thought about living
there. But, instead – after a trip up to the peyote fields of San Luis Potosi,
where I ate about a pound and a half of them one queasy night (nothing
happened) – I went to visit a friend in Mexico City, started to think about
travelling to Asia, and next thing I knew I’d bought a plane ticket to
Manchester which I instantly regretted and rolled around on the floor hating
myself for, the thought of England once more, and the thought of leaving
Mexico, and why and why and why? That dreaded island, that dreaded continent –
and this lovely place with its brown-skinned beauties and easy way of life where
no one ever shouts or looks stressed. And of course I flew once more from
I literally just shook my head right now and wondered why the fuck I keep
flying back to
That was on a Thursday. The plane left two days later. September 2017 we’re in
now.
And so with eyesight failing, I do the
San Miguel was beautiful, by the way. I really, really liked it, and spent many
a happy hour wandering its plazas and sitting in churches. I liked my little
room, and I liked the life I had there. If I’d been able to write more
productively – rent place with no internet next time – it may well have been
perfect. But, also, I think I stayed about a month too long, and probably would
have come back to Baja at the beginning of November if I hadn’t been so afraid
of the heat.
Note to self: make decisions based on what your soul wants, not what the
weatherman says.
Oh yeah, the other thing I have to mention – believe it or not, quite an
important thing, as far as ‘aspects of my life around this time’ is concerned –
is to do with what I was distracting myself with during those San Miguel days.
Namely: debunking. You see what had happened was, just before I rented that
room in Exeter I was in a charity shop in London and though I never really buy
books from charity shops I bought this Jon Ronson book about his adventures
with people on the fringe (I forget what it’s called, but it’s the one with
Alex Jones and some Muslim extremist and other weird people in it (maybe Robbie
Williams)) and after reading the chapter on David Icke I got curious to see his
original Wogan interview since something about Ronson’s account of it didn’t
strike me quite right. Sure enough, it wasn’t – naughty Ronson had quite
significantly embellished (I raised it with him once on Twitter) – and I guess
from there maybe I clicked on another Wogan-Icke interview, cos that’s what you
do, right? And, unbeknownst to me, I’d awoken the beast that we all now know is
the dreaded YouTube algorithm and there, right in the side bar, was Eric fookin’
Dubay’s “200 Proofs That the Earth is Flat” video.
I’m like: wtf? And: sure, we gotta click on that. And next thing I know my mind
is being blown as this smooth-voiced American narrates over his video of
‘facts’ and figures that, if true, well and truly blow the lid off EVERYTHING.
Anyways, after a few minutes I did the sane thing and googled some of his
proofs and realised he was just completely mistaken/lying – and so began my
journey into the world of debunking and debating flat earthers.
I’m tempted to say this was the real waste of time in all this, but I don’t
think that’s true. I learned a ton about human psychology and in particular the
power our beliefs can have over us. I navigated the weird waters of how best to
interact with people who have lost the plot (not easy). And I learned so much
cool and fascinating stuff about our planet, the stars, the moon, mathematics,
spreadsheets, trigonometry, and critical thinking. I came into contact with
some of the smartest people I’ve ever met – mostly through my interactions with
the forum folk at metabunk.org, and in particular Mick West – and I guess I
grew a little along the way. Probably I’m more logical and clear thinking than
I used to be, and maybe that whole trip played a role in that. And when you’re
a soul-guided New Age dude who’s always doing mad things and choosing the weird
option, I guess developing one’s logic and critical thinking a little isn’t a
bad thing.
So, no, “flat earthin’” (as I call it) wasn’t a complete waste of time, even if
I did put more time into it than I probably should have/was healthy. And it
certainly wasn’t as bad as the hours and days I’ve spent playing online risk or
internet chess, which really is just a colossal waste of time and life, as far
as I can tell (for me it is, anyway), since it pretty much never leads to
anything and, really, one might as well be absent, a machine could click the
mouse and move the pieces just as well – and, for all intents and purposes,
absent is what one is (though a half hour, an hour here and there probably
isn’t a bad thing – and Tetris, of course, is very, very different, as we shall
see).
So that was my hobby for a few years, from maybe May 2016 to around January
2019. I got well into it, and even ended up making a ton of YouTube videos
talking about it, devising and demonstrating experiments, and explaining my
whole take on the thing. They did pretty well – some had over 30,000 views –
but then my channel got deleted by Google cos I accidentally had another
channel that had some copyrighted material on it (it was just a kid playing Tetris)
and I guess that was one more attachment I didn’t have to worry about anymore.
Though a bit of a shame, cos some of those experiments were CLASSIC – and even
groundbreaking, in the whole movement of pointless YouTube flat earth homegrown
science experimentation, anyway. Oh well.
So, yeah, San Miguel kind of petered out – the writing, my room got cold, I
stayed too long – and at the beginning of December 2017 I flew back to Baja and
decided the hot springs was the place for me. But, weirdly, I kept feeling this
pull to the Pacific side – the signs, my intuition – ‘cept I ignored it cos: a)
I wanted to go to the hot springs; and b) I couldn’t think of any reason to go
to the Pacific side (hadn’t been to the yoga school since August 2015, when I’d
left under a cloud, and not had much contact with those folk since). So back to
the
I stayed in Todos Santos for a few days, camping at the ruins of the place I’d
lived at in ’99 and 2001, but didn’t feel like there was anything there for me.
I checked all the possibilities I could think of, and then gave in to my
resistance and reluctantly went to say hi to the yoga folk. As ever, the
welcome was warm, and there was an invitation to stay for a day or two – and,
as often happens, the invitation evolved and I ended up staying about four
months.
Turns out, as I discovered on the first night, that they were dealing with a pretty
significant problem at the time, and it seemed a problem purpose-made for a
Rory to solve. Part of it, really, was just entering in and giving that fresh
eye perspective, or some ears for someone to be listened to. But another part
was taking action – and I gotta say, dirty though the job was in places, I
really enjoyed it. The issue was dispensed with – one that had been dragging on
for months – and, in the meantime, it seemed that yoga school, once more, was
where I was supposed to be.
Of course I kicked myself – and half-jokingly apologised – for not having
arrived sooner; for staying in San Miguel that month too long; and for ignoring
the signs when I first got back in Baja – but, I dunno, I got there when I did,
and maybe it was all perfect as it turned out. Or just a little more imperfect
than it could have been.
So I stayed there, did little jobs, interacted with the students in what felt
like a useful way, and it seemed that whatever needed to be healed between me
and them was done. I guess a lot went on during that time. But what mainly
springs to mind is: the ping pong table got built; and I met this girl who
would come to dictate the next few years of my life.
I should have known, of course – I’d already told myself to avoid them yoga
women long before that, and Bob Dylan’s “It Ain’t Me Babe” was constantly ringing
in my head but – the flesh is weak, and weaker/stronger still the impulses and
cavities within that sub- and unconsciously direct these lives of ours, driving
us to people and places that aren’t necessarily there to bring the ultimate
good feeling that they first appear to promise, but rather to take us into the
dirt of our own beings and through pain and suffering – and probably not
actually liking one another in the end – help us a little further on our
journey towards the light.
You know what I’m saying? The whole idea of pain bodies and attracting others
who touch our tender places and wounds, to bring them to the surface. That sort
of thing.
So I got into it with her, and though I quickly realised I didn’t actually want
to, I couldn’t help it. Couldn’t stop myself. Proceeded like a moth drawn to
the flame. Driven by some inner-compulsion that was more powerful than my logic
and my thinking.
A samskara? Is that the word? Those latent inner-tendencies that draw us like
magnets to whatever situation or person we require to suck them out, like the
pus from an infection?
Better out than it, huh?
And we all think we’re drawn to others because of words like “love” and
“attraction” and “goodness”. Ha!
Wink wink.
Anyway, that happened, and when she flew to Europe in May to go work at a
retreat centre in
So yeah, it was cool and groovy – and also a complete emotional and mental
mess. Pretty soon, what we had fell to pieces – but because of whatever
nonsense we had residing deep within our beings, we couldn’t keep away from one
another. For sure, we knew we were wrong – but it was no good just knowing it,
the magnets/samskaras were too strong, and the pus needed to come out. And I
think it did, this one culminating night when we (as a group) did this insane
practice/technique called ‘Family Constellation’ – basically, where…
Wait, there is no “basically” where this is concerned. But let’s see if I can
explain it.
So there’s me, the subject, sitting there looking to work through some issues,
and there’s the facilitator, who’s had some training, and who’s probably in
some sort of meditative state or, ya know, ‘tuned in’. You get in touch with
your own being. You try and feel what the spirit wants to do and say, and let
it guide you.
It’s not a bad place to be ALL THE TIME. Certainly, life seems easier in that
place.
So, as the subject, my first job (once calmness and flow and all that good
stuff has been established) is to look around the room and choose people who
are going to represent/play the roles of members of my family. One of the
interesting aspects of this part of it is how straightforward and obvious it
is: it’s just totally clear who is going to be who.
I choose a young guy to be me; a chunky long-haired beardy guy to be my dad; a
Spanish guy who’s just turned up that day to be my biodad; and, of course, the
woman I’m involved with to be my mum (had to be).
And that’s where the weirdness begins. I’m not going to describe it in detail,
but I’ll tell you my conclusion: that somehow, some way, these people who, for
the most part don’t really know me – and who certainly don’t know my family –
they become, literally and genuinely, POSSESSED by the spirits of some
still-living others. They act exactly like them. They do exactly what they
would do, even when I would expect with everything in my being that it would
make much more sense for them to do something different. One guy bursts into
uncontrollable tears. Another is laughing his socks off. None of it makes any
rational sense, and yet in the context of the bigger picture – and, of course,
from what I know of everybody they’re representing – it’s all completely 100%
perfect. And, in the process, something shifts.
Something did shift that night. Something shifted in me. I feel my relationship
with women and the world has changed since then. I feel that whatever I had in
me – there pretty much since birth, perhaps – that was drawing to me to certain
things has gone.
I feel healthier, and I feel much more likely to be drawn to healthy things.
It’s weird, and it made no rational sense, but it worked.
It worked for me, anyway. And I can explain how in much more detail, but I
guess I don’t really feel much need to. After all, it’s not like anyone can
possibly be reading this. Ten thousand words already! And still 2.5 years to
go…
Ay ay ay!
So that would have been August 2018, and she left a little while after that.
She said she was hoping for more in the future, but I was well and truly done.
Not long after that I got together with a nice girl, and that’s still going on.
Funny thing is, I’d got it in my head around that time (while I was trying to
figure everything out) that I needed to be less of a “nice guy” and be a bit
stronger and have better boundaries. Perhaps once upon a time that was true –
but what it feels like now is that it’s okay to be nice, it just needs to be
with the right person. In fact, perhaps “right person” is one of the biggest
things that came out of that time for me – a bit like “right place” and the
whole shirt/socks/shoes thing with regard to
It’s okay to feel needs, and even to have requirements – but they have to be
directed at the right person.
Too many times we look to the wrong person to fulfil our needs and wants, and
then we get frustrated and sad.
But it’s not the other person’s fault, the fault is with us.
A mango is a wonderful and delicious thing – but it’s not much use in fixing a
car when the fan belt’s gone.
Cats are great – but they won’t guard our homes in the same way an Alsatian
can.
You can’t get blood from a stone, etc etc.
All these things are logically obvious, of course – but when there’s something
within that’s compelled to the mango, to the cat, to the stone…
It takes more than intellectual understanding, it takes a change in being, a
catharsis. And I think I had a lot of it that summer/autumn in
I left there in October, intensely grateful for the place and the time. There
was a real magic in those woods and in those waters – I could be feeling
absolutely dreadful, at the limit of my capacities, and a dip or a spot of
‘forest bathing’ (can’t believe I’ve used that term) would sort me out. I guess
I went through the ringer somewhat – but came out the other side.
I had no real plans of what to do after
“Heading south for the winter,” he said to me. And I figured that was my
answer.
And so off I went direct to Ibiza – no need for a stop in
It’s two years later and I still feel the same way. It’s amazing how difficult
that is to find. (No offence to all the lovely and, of course, interesting people
I’ve conversed with this whole past decade.)
So that was good times, and Christmas and New Year came and went. No
celebrations at all. Though I did watch Trading Places – traditional Christmas
movie of my childhood.
New Year’s was also about when I started making my YouTube flat earth videos. I
felt there was a gap in the market for someone to do some quality debunking
without all the piss-taking and nasty superiority that was starting to get
popular at the time. Just lay out the facts, present some experiments and
measurements anyone could do, and try to demonstrate some understanding and
compassion of where the flat earthers were coming from, since they’re human
beings with complex emotional lives and challenges too. Plus, it’s not
something worth getting bent out of shape over, is it?
I entered into it hesitatingly, never having enjoyed being on camera, but I
found I got a liking for talking and presenting my little vids. Somehow, it
quickly caught on and I was soon at like 2,000 subscribers, with some videos
getting hits in the tens of thousands. I guess I learned a lot in the process
of all that too, and maybe helped others who were finding themselves tearing
their hair out at the very notion of people thinking the earth was flat in
2019. But, most importantly, it was the logical conclusion of my whole journey
into the world of debunking and of flat earthing in particular. I exhausted
every possibility I could think of with the videos – I was like a man
possessed, waking every day with 4 or 5 ideas in mind; sometimes writing
scripts; sometimes driving up mountains with homemade equipment to take
measurements and do demonstrations. To some, I guess I was a bit of a hero,
showing how it could be done without the anger and negativity – though I
imagine that’s all forgotten now, given our tendency to the juiciness of drama
and conflict. And then one day, it all just ended. I had one or two videos left
to make, but the energy, I joyfully and thankfully realised, had gone. All
interest had departed. The end of the road has been reached. And thank God,
too, cos there were moments there I feared I would never be free…
Also what happened in
From booze and drugs to Tetris via chocolate, internet Risk, chess, and flat
earthin’, a little less unhealthy each time…
It’s cool how I lose interest in things. I get the sense that a lot of people
want to sustain their interests. But, for me, I’m always looking forward to the
day they end and I get myself free.
Freedom is the thing for me. Freedom from everything. That’s where my passion
lies.
I suspect there’s something of a recurring theme of that in this writing.
Shedding attachments. Ticking off boxes. Wanting to get to the end of things.
People say you should enjoy the journey, forget the destination, and I guess
there’s something in that.
Then again, who are these people who they say that? Are they people I want to
emulate? Cos I don’t think the ones I do want to emulate say that sort of
thing…
Anyway, we’re almost at the end of this, and I know what comes next. Like when
leaving
In the end, I ‘fished’ a little with the Sweden folks, and through a little
misunderstanding and miscommunication I ended up being asked to go back there
and work as the ‘handyman’ for the season, May till September.
I’ll start at the end with that, cos it didn’t go so well, and if I’d been
paying attention I probably wouldn’t have gone. I shouldn’t have fished, and I
should have listened to myself more – cos the moment I said “yes” to them, I
started having the most awful dreams, and I knew they meant something. Yet they
weren’t specifically related to the place or the people, and so I didn’t read
anything into them. They continued when I got there. I don’t know whether it
was a warning or a lesson for the future or what. But it was never right. It
was never a fit. It was last year’s shirt, last year’s fashion, and though
there was something of goodness in it, it wasn’t really the place for me.
But, oh well, I guess it was a tie that was cut and an attachment and fond
memory that never got a chance to take root and grow. So every cloud and all
that – and at least I got to see how hard working I can be, and how awesome I
am at laying floors
And I guess there’s no real reason to go into that more. Just to remember: if I
start having bad dreams every night, even though everything’s fine, maybe just
maybe it’s related to a decision or promise I’ve just made, or something coming
up in the near future…
The other interesting thing about that time is: I tried to book a direct flight
to
Probably I shouldn’t have thought/planned ahead. Probably I just needed to get
in touch with something within myself. Probably the answer for where to go was
right there all along, but I just wouldn’t accept it because it didn’t make
sense – even though there are plenty of other times where I’ve accepted the
answer even when it didn’t make sense (usually easier if it’s Mexico/Baja, cos
at least that’s sunny and warm).
So…more lessons/remembrances for the future there.
After the retreat centre I went a little bit mad. I didn’t really know what to
do with myself and was navigating some relationship difficulties, all while
being cast adrift in Scandinavia with no direction home. My thoughts were
pointing me towards Mexico, and after a confusing week in Gothenburg and a
plane ride to Hamburg to see Mother Meera, I found myself at Brussels airport
in possession of a cheap one-way to Cancun (€140) pretty much naked in the
world once more after most of my clothes got stuck in my friend’s dryer back in
Gothenburg. But something about the flight didn’t feel right, and after
everyone had boarded I had the giddy experience of telling the lady there, “actually,
I’m not getting on, it just doesn’t feel right” and walking in the opposite
direction.
Just imagine if the plane had crashed and everyone on it had perished, what
interviews I would have fielded!
But it didn’t; they all got there safely and had their holidays, and I took an
awful bus ride from Brussels to Kent (actually got off at Calais and thumbed it
over the Channel, the bus was so bad) to crawl once more to my lovely friends’
place and see if I could put myself back together.
Luckily, they were away for a few days, and I was able to lounge in the safety
of the bed undisturbed with just my Tetris for company, defeated once more, and
unsure of everything.
When they did return, there was work to be done – and what was the work? It was
heading north to
That was October 2019. I almost bought a car one time but tossed a coin right
there with the owner sitting next to me. The coin said “no” and I think he
loved it that I did that, was wide-mouthed with amazement, despite no sale for
him.
The coin, as ever, was right. And probably if I’d tossed a coin on whether to
buy a one-way from
Though I did get really into playing online competitive Tetris, and that was
fun.
End of December, we went. Flew out of Gatwick on Boxing Day after a laidback
Christmas and a lovely few nights at a cheap hotel right there at the airport.
And when I say “cheap”, I mean it: it was like £35 (between us) for the
two-night stay.
Great way to spend Christmas. Wish it’d been another night or two. And great
thing to find out about Gatwick, for future arrivals and departures (there’s a
big Tesco just down the road from the hotel too).
So, yeah, a direct flight back to Baja, and within days we’re at the
Cook on the fire. Walk up the canyon. Sit in the hot tubs. Look at the stars.
Tortillas and eggs and good people if you want them and solitude if you don’t.
I’m always being drawn back to this place. I’m sitting here now.
It’s March 2021 – but what I’m writing about above is January 2020.
I guess I’ve forgotten that the previous year happened. I guess that’s because
I spent almost all of it sitting in a trailer looking at a computer.
Ay caramba! That’s where the feeling of wasted time comes from! This is where
my heart gets sad! Good as the people are there…what the holy eff was I doing?!
I’ll tell you what I was doing:
Mid-Feb 2020 the girlfriend wants to head over and do a yoga course and I
figure I’ll go too and catch up with my friends and play some ping pong. That’s
all well and good but, within a couple of weeks, I’m thinking it’s time for me
to get back and I try to. But it doesn’t seem so easy and then coronavirus
hits. Things go into lockdown. The word from the village here is that the
locals have gone loco; the
Probably they were getting weird information from somewhere. An understandable
reaction, perhaps. Especially considering how flip the Americans were being in
still flying down here and trying to kill Mexican grannies with their virus.
So I get kind of ‘stuck’ – and, all things considered, it’s a pretty great
place to get stuck during a pandemic. The kitchen’s still open and it’s
all-you-can-eat vegetarian buffet (and sometimes fish) three times a day.
There’s not much expected of me, other than to play a couple of hours of ping
pong with my buddy several days a week, do some computer projects, and water a
few plants. The ping pong is pretty awesome and, man, we start to get good and
pull off some wild shots, have incredible (by our standards) rallies. Spinning
it like crazy and even getting into the more powerful full-on smashes and then
nutty defence.
But I suppose a man needs a little more than 6-8 hours a week of ping pong in
his life, and I didn’t really feel that I was getting it. Normally, of course,
there’s the outside world, like there is here – the beautiful nature, going for
wonderful walks, looking at the night, enjoying the tranquillity – but it’s not
like that on the other side, it’s the awful ceaseless raw of the Pacific and
the whining drone of the highway. Once upon a time, I could live with something
like that – but not, it seems, anymore, and I found myself housebound, unable
to put up with it for more than a few minutes.
Maybe the highway’s a lot busier than it used to be. Maybe the sound travels
different than it used to. Maybe I’ve changed.
Or maybe it was all just signs about shirts and shoes, about what doesn’t fit,
or about what’s in fashion right now…
I could have written, I suppose, since I have now three or four
quarter-finished books, and couple more in the birth canal, and I did do a bit
(continued a book I’d last worked on in San Miguel) that was pretty
happy-making, but – not with the internet right there, unlimited and always on:
it’s the great enemy of me as a writer, and I am powerless when confronted by
its might. So instead, I YouTubed. I watched/listened to every interview with
every person ever. I watched every single video some Irish guy has posted about
real life murder cases (a coupla hundred). Old football and cricket highlights,
of course. And God knows what else I did – but, save to say, I was deep into
the hole of abject distraction and there was no way out.
Also, I had my Tetris. I played a lot, and I was still doing the online
competition thing. Maybe I didn’t want to lose that, and maybe I couldn’t.
Maybe, also, it was the right thing to be in for that time – like I say, not a
bad place/way to spend a pandemic when the rest of the world is desperate to go
outside and sick of their masks or just plain sick and worrying over financial
woes. But video gamers were having the best time. Stay indoors and avoid
people, you say? I think we can handle that.
So I played Tetris and I streamed Tetris. I chatted Tetris on Discord – boy,
that can fill some hours – and then around mid-April I one day posted a
harmless message suggesting a way to make the terrible, completely inaccurate
Elo rating system work. But nobody took me up on it and I began to dabble
myself. And next thing I knew I was neck deep in spreadsheets and equations and
there was no stopping me.
I confess: I really enjoyed it. I learned some wild and wonderful things that
can be done with spreadsheets. I took something rudimentary and not every good
and made it an almost fully-automated match reporting and recording system and
database that basically updates results and rankings almost in real-time, using
only Google Sheets. And it’s groovy and cool and, despite massive opposition
and criticism at first, is now pretty much totally accepted and was even
mentioned lots during the 2020 World Championships in December. So there.
Yeah, I had fun with that – so I don’t know what I’m complaining about, other
than I guess there was a sense that it was going too far and, as I’ve already
said, I wanted to see an end to it and to extricate myself. I love setting the
system up. I love solving the problem. I love taking the thing and making it
better. But once it’s solely about maintenance, about keeping it going –
there’s no pleasure in that for me, that’s just monkey work and repetitive and
dull. So like flat earthin’, I longed for an end, and maybe the end came a
couple of months ago when the World Championship passed and I enlisted someone
else – some enthusiastic other – to take over the running and machinations, and
add his own stuff as well.
One day it’ll all be a proper website and run smoothly an no one will have to
watch over it. But until then, it needs us humans to oil the gears of Google
Sheets and keep it running by hand. And I just don’t have the inclination for
that sort of thing. I want to be free.
But I’m getting ahead of myself. That started in April and kept me busy
day-after-day for many a month. In mid-July the heat gets too much and everyone
leaves – so then it was mainly just me and the girlfriend and this one other
British guy tending to the yoga school and making sure nothing disastrous
happened. Pretty lovely to have the whole place to ourselves, and without the
people there I was able to venture out a bit more, use the swimming pool – only
cool place – and shake off my pretend agoraphobia and houseboundness.
It was interesting to see myself in comparison to how I’d been when I was there
in 2018. Then, I really wanted to be involved, and was. Talking with students,
sharing things, helping them with their crises, making sure there were enough
accessories for classes, etc. I even felt that I wanted to teach something –
meditation, probably, or philosophy, and do some healing – but none of that
happened and perhaps I got over it. Also, I think the two summers in the
Anyway, I found it interesting to observe in myself the complete absence of
wanting to get involved with the students or the yoga people in general. In
fact, any little accidental interaction – on my sojourns over to get food, for
example – would leave me feeling icky and desperate to get away. I just can’t
do it anymore. But I know it’s real and good for them, I truly do, and I bless
them in it too. I was there once, and it was real and good for me also – and
it’s a beautiful place to be, when you’re new/young. But, when you’ve lived it
once…well, it’s very difficult to live again – at least for me. Which is really
just another way of expressing the same old theme of moving on once more.
So summer was kind of nice – always the feeling that it’s too hot over at the
hot springs anyway (but there I go again, listening once more to the
weatherman, and allowing him to guide me) – but when the people came back I got
housebound once more and started getting weirder and weirder. I started to
think I was a terrible human being. I started to think I was a failure. I
started to wonder what the point of even being alive was – and then when Jonas
died at the beginning of January, one of my first reactions was, “why him, when
he’s so good and needed, when it could have been me, a useless presence on this
planet and wanted and needed by pretty much no one?”
At the end of January – on the day of my 45th birthday, to be
precise – we came back to the hot springs, and everything got instantly better,
and I’ve been happy ever since.
Right time, right place – that pretty much is what it’s all about.
And “wrong time, wrong place”?
Well, that has its own rewards/consequences. Usually for me, it means getting
sad and strange and thinking I’ve gone wrong.
And I suppose, having “gone wrong” is exactly what I’d done – but not
necessarily me, just where I’ve put myself.
I definitely underestimated the power of the noise of the ocean. That fucking
thing is a monster. It never stops. It roars right through one’s earplugged
sleep. It shakes the goddamn bed.
We might as well be living next to an airport as living next to the Pacific.
Goddamn gringos: there’s a reason the Mexicans lived a mile or two inland, even
when they earned their living from it. But, no, the Americans got to have their
ocean views, got to be able to send their postcards home and tell all what a
great life they’re having.
But if postcards had sound, the folks back home would be sat there thinking,
goddamn, it’s fuckin’ noisy where you are, how do you put up with it?
And now to be here, at the hot springs, in this blesséd peace and tranquillity
– what a difference it’s made to my mind and soul, right from day one. No more
1am nights like in the trailer, but bed at 7.30 and sleeping happy and well.
No more internet, no more bright lights at midnight. And no more fuckin’
highway, whining more even than I whine about it myself. The occasional car in
the village is frankly too much for me. Why I put myself next to a highway I
have no clue.
The internet, that’s why. I sold myself for a fast stable connection, unlimited
down/uploads, the ability to lie there playing Tetris and doing spreadsheets
all day. And I liked it, and got a perverse sense of pleasure from how terrible
it all was. I laughed at myself, at the way I was living. The way the muscles
in my legs atrophied, the way I got a bedsore in the crack of my arse from
sitting in the same position for too long – and still sitting in it, despite
constant pain.
I guess I was on a course of mild self-destruction, and it amused me. The
nihilist in me. The nihilism I’ve been experimenting with on and off these past
ten years.
But the question is: have I had enough of that? Or will I find myself stuck
once more – wearing the wrong shirt – trying to squeeze into ill-fitting shoes
– staying a month or two too long?
I shrug my shoulders: it wouldn’t surprise me. But for now, I’m back at the
“When you came back,” my friend says, “you looked rough, haggard, like you’d
lost your spark. But within a few days, it was back.”
In these sandy pools of water I am a boy again, with no sense of time or age. I
splash and dig, move rocks, try to improve things, and everything feels right.
In the canyon, everything makes sense.
In the village, some things make sense – and it makes a lot more sense than the
city – but it’s very, very different to the canyon.
Perhaps at some point I’ll go up there for real, do some sort of vision quest
or retreat or walkabout. After all, where else am I going to find the thing my
soul craves? But right now, the place to be is closer to other humans, and
where typing is possible, camping on a friend’s land and making good use of the
chair that I sit in, the table that I write at, and the electrical outlet enables
these words.
Will I get back to writing books? I still think about them fairly often – but
nowhere near as often as I do when I’m miserable.
And even here, of course, I’m still lazy and prone to distraction and more
interested in short-term fulfilment.
You can take the boy out of
Anyways, I suppose the last ten years haven’t been that bad – probably just the
last year that was particularly ‘empty’, and maybe that’s where the feeling of
awful dread was coming from. Certainly, a lot of computer time is a massive
sinkhole that renders a human inhuman, in the sense that they may as well not
be there – and, for all intents and purposes, perhaps aren’t.
Not this though. This writing is good. Not good writing, but good for me. And
having written it out, it all seems rather fine and dandy – even the bedsore
YouTube woes of 2020 (which I’m sure has been much worse for others; so we did
it together; I was there with you, in my own strange way).
All I know is that today, if nothing else, I feel like I’m in the right place
doing the right thing, and it feels good. And I tell you what: after
remembering here times when I haven’t felt that I was in the right place doing
the right thing, it leaves me feeling doubly good and ever so grateful too
Seven straight hours of typing. Sixteen thousand words. All caught up, and no
more to say.
Any questions? Any holes need filling? Otherwise…
Cheers! And thanks for reading. ;-)
TL;DR – I had this awful sense that I’d done pretty much nothing with my time
these past ten years, so I went over them to see exactly what I’d done and it
turns out it was quite a lot – though mostly, in all the comings and goings,
all it really was was shedding attachments, updating information, and learning
lessons. Also quite often I got stuck in a place that didn’t really suit me and
that tended to lead to feeling weird, miserable, and losing myself in pointless
distractions. Though I could have been writing books, of course, if I wasn’t so
lazy.
Anyway, as it turns out, it was only really last year I didn’t do very much,
other than play with spreadsheets and complain about the noise of the ocean.
Probably I should have gone somewhere quieter, or knuckled down to some typing,
but I got sucked into the internet and I guess that’s where the initial feeling
was coming from. But still, other people had it worse in 2020, and I suppose
now I’m back in my good place and happy once more what I ought to do is shrug
my shoulders, smile, feel grateful for this typing, and fuhgedabboudit (which
is what I seem to have done).
That’s all. :)